I went to the corner coffeehouse yesterday to meet with my book group. I ordered my usual chai tea latte with soy and whipped out my debit card. The hipster dude wearing the circa 1992 sherpa hat said, "Don't you have cash? We require cash for orders less than $10."
I said, "Dude, I'm a cat. It was hard enough walking two blocks carrying a debit card. You think I have the ability to tie a wallet around my neck like some sorta St. Bernard?"
He said, "OK, I'll let you use your card THIS time."
Well, THANK YOU.
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